Rift Widens Between Elon Musk and Those Who Have Met Him
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A rift is widening between Elon Musk and anyone who has ever met him due to his erratic behavior and megalomania, causing strained relationships.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledElon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life.
Elon’s staunch refusal to engage in self-reflection or address his many off-putting personal tics had so far estranged him from the White House
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