RFK Jr. Hosts Meet-And-Greet With Infectious Diseases
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The Onion Staff
7h ago
WASHINGTON—Hailing the exclusive gathering as an opportunity to usher in an era of peace and goodwill, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hosted a lively meet-and-greet Thursday with a variety of the world’s infectious diseases. “In the spirit of friendship and mutual understanding, the United States is proud to welcome some of the most contagious bacteria […] The post RFK Jr. Hosts Meet-And-Greet With Infectious Diseases appeared first on The Onion .
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