Opinion: Why I Would Welcome the End of Movie Theatres
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Published on July 20, 2025
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Summary
The author expresses strong disdain for movie theatres, arguing they are outdated, overpriced, and unpleasant social experiences. They cite specific grievances including high ticket prices, booking fees, and the general discomfort of the cinema environment, and express schadenfreude at the prospect of theatres going bankrupt.
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I can't fathom why anyone enjoys this 20th century social charade.
"The cinema: where money is burned, calories are gained, germs are spread, time is prolonged, sex scenes are awkward, and kids spill drinks on people."
At Cineplex, a basic movie ticket used to cost $15-18.
Upon movie theatres declaring bankruptcy, I would experience immense schadenfreude. I can’t fathom why anyone enjoys this 20th century social charade.
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