President Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein to Address Conspiracy Theories
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The Onion Staff
Slightly gummy. The crust never quite set.
Summary
President Trump invited Jeffrey Epstein on stage during a speech to address conspiracy theories related to the Epstein files, with Epstein joking about his notoriety.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledHey, everybody, I’m Jeffrey—you probably know me from the pedophile stuff in the news
admitting that he and the president had a good laugh over the notion that the
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