Satirical Newswire Collection Features Absurd Fake Headlines
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A collection of absurd, satirical headlines and short news snippets presented in the style of a newswire feed. The content includes fictional, humorous stories such as Post Malone rescheduling a tour to 2017, a couple dying exactly 10 helicopter blade rotations apart, a 'Law & Order: SVU' writer struggling to invent new rape storylines, and other deliberately ridiculous and ironic fake news items.
Key quotes
· 5 pulled'Erm,' Reports British Novel Protagonist
Man Who Spent Months On Scheme Heartbroken To Hear It Called 'Harebrained'
Couple Married For 50 Years Dies Only 10 Rotations Of Helicopter Blades Apart
All Good Baby Names Already Taken By Ninja Turtles
Airplane Seatmate Maybe Sinbad
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