Investigation reveals AISLOP's $30M "autonomous AI" company is manually operated with misleading revenue claims
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Summary
This article exposes AISLOP (Polsia spelled backwards), a company that raised $30M on a pitch of being a "fully autonomous AI company." The investigation reveals that the company's own public API and source code show it is actually run manually by humans, not autonomously. The article claims the company maintains a "god-mode kill-switch" that allows them to impersonate, halt, or delete any company built on their platform. The author conducted technical due diligence that the $30M funding round allegedly skipped, finding that the company's claimed ARR (Annual Recurring Revenue) is misleading — with the real figure rounding to $0. The article provides public API endpoints as evidence and encourages readers to verify claims independently.
Key quotes
· 5 pulledWe did the technical due diligence the $30M round skipped.
Hold 'ARR' to its actual meaning — revenue that recurs a year out — and their own snapshot gives three different numbers.
The off-switch isn't yours.
Every number is a public GET — don't trust us, curl it.
Three 'ARR's. The real one rounds to $0.
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