Pittsburgh Pirates Criticized for Marketing to Children Amid Team Struggles
By
The Onion Staff
Half-baked but well-meaning. A passing snack.
Summary
Parents and child safety organizations criticize the Pittsburgh Pirates for marketing the team to children, citing the emotional toll of the team's chronic underperformance. The campaign includes targeted giveaways and mascots, which are deemed irresponsible.
Key quotes
· 1 pulledIt is deeply irresponsible to lure kids into becoming Pirates fans before they’re emotionally equipped to handle the kind of disappointment and chronic underperformance this franchise will almost certainly inflict on them.
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