PGA Tour Introduces Goalies
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The Onion Staff
7h ago
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—Calling the move a long-overdue fix for one of the sport’s most glaring flaws, PGA tour officials announced plans Thursday to begin stationing goalies in front of every golf hole. “For far too long, golfers have faced virtually no resistance when trying to put the ball in the cup, and fans have […] The post PGA Tour Introduces Goalies appeared first on The Onion .
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