Passengers Saddened by Frightened Plane Loose in Airport
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Passengers at O’Hare International Airport gate C20 express concern for a small frightened plane loose inside the airport, trying to reach the runway.
Key quotes
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"I told the gate agent, but she just rolled her eyes and told me to notify security,"
"A bunch of us tried to corral the plane, but it kept darting away."
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