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Parenting Experts Warn Babies Can Hydroplane in Minimal Water Depths

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The Onion Staff

11mo ago· 2 min readenNews

Summary

Parenting experts at Cornell University warn that babies can hydroplane in as little as one inch of water, emphasizing the need for close supervision around water bodies.

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You have to watch infants and toddlers closely around water, because even a thin layer can send them sliding into a ditch.
Once a child started hydroplaning, it was already too late to do anything, and parents would just have to hope the baby didn’t spin completely out of control.
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ITHACA, NY—Stressing that even shallow puddles could undermine an infant’s traction, parenting experts at Cornell University published a report Wednesday in which they warned that babies could hydroplane in as little as one inch of water. “You have to wat

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