Overview of Love Island USA's Seventh Season by The Onion
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The Onion Staff
Hard to chew. Probably not worth the jaw work.
Summary
Love Island USA's seventh season overview provided by The Onion, highlighting the unique aspects of the reality dating series.
Key quotes
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They are chemically castrated.
The opportunity to cyberbully hot people without social backlash.
Bathing suits and jewelry.
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