Orlando Bloom Dines with Former German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Berlin
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The Onion Staff
Hard to chew. Probably not worth the jaw work.
Summary
Orlando Bloom was seen dining with former German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Berlin, sparking speculation about their relationship. The pair enjoyed wine, oysters, and dessert at a Michelin-starred restaurant, with an insider noting their apparent chemistry.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledAngela kept Orlando laughing all night—he couldn’t keep his eyes off her!
Sure, maybe they’re just friends, but they looked like they were getting pretty cozy to me.
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