Nintendo Issues Warning About Protective Cover on Switch 2
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Summary
Nintendo warns users not to remove the protective foreskin from the Switch 2, as it enhances gameplay and contains sensitive components.
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· 2 pulledWhen unwrapping your new Switch 2, please be careful not to peel off the device’s highly sensitive frenulum.
While some prefer the look of a circumcised Switch, the foreskin greatly enhances gameplay.
REDMOND, WA—Issuing a warning before the console’s highly anticipated launch this week, Nintendo announced Tuesday that users of the Switch 2 should not remove its protective foreskin. “When unwrapping your new Switch 2, please be careful not to peel off
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