Nick Offerman Rebuilds Shelves at Criterion Collection Film Library
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The Onion Staff
Hard to chew. Probably not worth the jaw work.
Summary
Actor and woodworker Nick Offerman visits the Criterion Collection's film library to rebuild their shelves in an 8-hour YouTube video. He criticizes the use of particle board shelves, rolls up his sleeves, and begins unshelving hundreds of Blu-rays and DVDs to create a work area, making comments about the films as he works.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledDon't tell me you've been using particle board in here
Ah, yes, it's Ingmar Bergman's Autumn Sonata—let's put it in a stack over there with everything else
You call these wood shelves? Interesting. My pick is 'Tear it down'
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