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Woman Dismayed to Discover Expensive Shampoo Actually Works Better

The Onion Staff

26d ago· 2 min readen

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Summary

A satirical article about a woman named Taylor Suthers who is dismayed to discover that an expensive, high-quality shampoo actually delivers noticeably better results than cheaper alternatives. She reluctantly confirms that the $49.99 meadowfoam-infused shampoo left her hair softer and smoother, much to her frustration.

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Aw, goddammit, my hair really does look softer and smoother.

I just grabbed it off the shelf because they didn't have Pantene, and I figured most shampo

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CHICAGO—Reacting with dismay to the immediate positive results yielded by the hair care product, local woman Taylor Suthers confirmed Thursday that the nicer shampoo she had bought was tragically worth the extra money. “Aw, goddammit, my hair really does

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