Netanyahu Rejects UN Genocide Findings, Questions Investigators' Credentials
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu defiantly rejected a UN inquiry's conclusion that Israel is committing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, mocking the investigators by saying they 'have probably never committed a genocide in their lives' and arguing that until someone has 'killed countless civilians,' they shouldn't use the term genocide.
Key quotes
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"Until you've killed countless civilians, the word 'genocide' shouldn't even come out of your damn mouth"
"the pampered intellectuals at the U.N. were nothing more than a bunch" (incomplete quote)
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