NBC Sports Discovers Cris Collinsworth Left in Broadcast Booth All Offseason
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The Onion Staff
Needed another two minutes in the oven. A half-baked bagel.
Summary
NBC Sports producers panicked upon realizing they had accidentally left analyst Cris Collinsworth in the Sunday Night Football broadcast booth for the entire offseason. Reports indicated Collinsworth survived by praising Jalen Hurts' poise in the pocket.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledWe just assumed he’d gone home after calling the divisional round, but then people at Lincoln Financial Field told us they’d been hearing scratching sounds and a faint voice praising Jalen Hurts’ poise in the pocket.
NBC Sports producers reportedly panicked Friday upon realizing they had accidentally left analyst Cris Collinsworth in the Sunday Night Football broadcast booth for the entire offseason.
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