Satire: Der Postillon claims Germany rejoins World Cup after Merz calls FIFA
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Der Postillon
4h ago· 2 min readde
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A satirical news article from Der Postillon (dpo) reporting that Germany has been allowed back into the World Cup after a phone call from Chancellor Friedrich Merz to FIFA President Gianni Infantino. The article humorously claims Germany will replace Egypt in the round of 16 match against Argentina, with FIFA citing vague "fair play reasons."
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· 2 pulledAus FIFA-Fairplay-Gründen, die wir nicht näher darlegen wollen, ist Deutschland doch wieder dabei
Das bedeutet, dass Deutschland morgen statt Ägypten, das dafür rausfliegt, gegen Argentinien im Achtelfinale spielen darf
Berlin (dpo) - Hurra! Die FIFA hat heute entschieden, dass Deutschland doch noch in der WM mitspielen darf. Insidern zufolge ging der Entsc...
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