Multiple People Jabbed with Syringes at French Music Festival
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
Nearly 150 people were jabbed with syringes during a street music festival in France, leading to the arrest of at least 12 suspects.
Key quotes
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"Even worse, they jab on both cheeks in France." - Logan Armentrout, Pizza Courier
"Their criminals are so much more avant-garde." - Johnnie Peterman, Traveling Flutist
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