MS NOW News Network Adds Rotating Gyro Spit to Programming to Attract Viewers
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
MS NOW, a cable news network that recently rebranded from MSNBC, is attempting to attract viewers by displaying a slowly rotating gyro spit in the corner of all its programming. The network president explained this unconventional strategy as a response to declining linear TV viewership and competition from social media, aiming to offer unique content that viewers can't find elsewhere.
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In a continuation of their post-MSNBC rebranding effort, cable news network MS NOW was reportedly luring in new viewers Wednesday with a slowly rotating gyro spit in the corner of all its programming
the change was made after the network conducted a study of the content that was most appe
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