Missouri Judge Resigns After Wearing Elvis Wig in Court
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A Missouri judge resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, following a disciplinary commission's determination that he failed to maintain order and decorum. The article appears to be satirical content from The Onion, featuring absurd headlines and fictional news items, with the judge story being the only potentially real element mentioned in the additional context.
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disciplinary commission determined he failed to maintain order and decorum
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