Marlene Audney Finds Quiet Moment
By
The Onion Staff
Crackling crust, pillowy middle. The kind of bagel that earns a second cup of coffee.
Summary
Marlene Audney, 83, found an opportunity to slip away quietly when her daughter briefly left her hospice room to fetch a snack from the vending machine.
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