Man Puzzled by Girlfriend's Extensive Social Circle and Constant New Friends
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
A Cincinnati man expresses confusion about his girlfriend's extensive social circle, noting that while he knows some friends come from work and book club, he frequently encounters her having deep conversations with women he's never met before, leaving him puzzled about where she keeps making all these new friends.
Key quotes
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it was not unusual for him to come home from work to find his girlfriend having deep, incredibly personal conversations with multiple women he had never once seen before
Unable to provide an explanation for the woman's rich social life
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