Man Dies After Horn Impaling Confirms Severe Rhino Allergy
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Summary
The article reports the death of Randy Faber, a 49-year-old man who died after being impaled in the chest by a horn, which confirmed his severe rhino allergy. The content appears to be satirical news from The Onion, presented in a mock-serious tone about an absurd cause of death.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledRandy Faber, 49, died Saturday after a horn impaling his chest confirmed his severe rhino allergy.
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