Man Convicted for Pretending to be Flight Attendant and Flying 120 Flights for Free
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
A 35-year-old man was convicted for falsely claiming to be a flight attendant for six years to book over 120 free flights.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled“That’s nothing—I was pretending to be the judge.”
“Fucker never brought me my Diet Coke, either.”
“I think at that point you are a flight attendant.”
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