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Local Tile Store Owner Offended by Little League Team Celebrating Win at Pizza Place

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The Onion Staff

10mo ago· 1 min readenNews
Bagel score 38 of 100
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Summary

The owner of a local tile store in Ithaca, NY, expressed offense that the Little League baseball team he sponsored celebrated their win at a pizza place instead of at his store. He felt that the effort he put into selecting tiles for the kids was disregarded.

Key quotes

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So I guess we spent several hours setting aside all these tiles we know the kids would love for nothing, huh?
mocking the restaurant for using mortar instead of thinset between the checkered slabs decorating it
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ITHACA, NY—Scoffing at the idea that the players would be able to properly honor their victory anywhere else, the owner of local tile store All Stone and Tile was reportedly offended Tuesday that the Little League baseball team he sponsored had celebrated

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