Local Sources Request More Power While Working on Car
By
The Onion Staff
Hard to chew. Probably not worth the jaw work.
Summary
Local sources working on a car request more power, leading to a cloud of black smoke from the engine.
Key quotes
· 3 pulled"Come on now, rev ’er up good,"
"Keep goosing the throttle. She’s purring now. Hit it one more time—and I mean really hit it."
"Turn the damn thing off!"
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