Local Man Reduces Daily Beer Intake from 6 to 3 Large Beers
By
The Onion Staff
Pale, doughy, and a touch sad. Eat if peckish.
Summary
A local man in Brainerd, MN, Russell McGrath, decides to cut back on his beer consumption from six normal beers a day to three huge ones as a step towards healthier choices.
Key quotes
· 2 pulled"While it may have been fine back in my 20s, drinking a whole six-pack just isn’t sustainable anymore, and honestly, three stovepipe cans is more than enough," said McGrath.
"It’s about learning."
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