Katy Perry's Friends Question Existence of Her Alleged Canadian Boyfriend
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Friends of Katy Perry express skepticism about her alleged powerful boyfriend in Canada, questioning his existence after she shows them a photo that appears to be from Google Images and avoids introducing him to them.
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· 3 pulledKaty keeps going on and on about this new guy, but every time one of us asks when we'll get to meet him, she just says he's a really important person in Canada
I first became suspicious after she asked Perry to see a photo of her new beau and was shown a picture that looked suspiciously like it had been pulled from Google images
Saying they wished she would just be honest with them, friends of multiplatinum recording artist Katy Perry expressed skepticism this week about her alleged powerful boyfriend who lives in Canada
LOS ANGELES—Saying they wished she would just be honest with them, friends of multiplatinum recording artist Katy Perry expressed skepticism this week about her alleged powerful boyfriend who lives in Canada. “Katy keeps going on and on about this new guy
