Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Avoid Eye Contact While Naked Paddleboarding in Sardinia
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Summary
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom awkwardly pretended not to recognize each other while paddleboarding naked off the coast of Sardinia, Italy. Both were visibly uncomfortable upon realizing the other was their ex.
Key quotes
· 2 pulled“Oh no, you’ve got to be kidding me—what the hell is he doing in the Tyrrhenian Sea?”
“Of all the people I could have run into…”
CAGLIARI, ITALY—Groaning as they both realized the other unclothed person on the water was indeed their ex, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom reportedly pretended not to see each other Monday when they inadvertently crossed paths while naked paddleboarding off
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