Justice Department Releases Deepfake Nude Images of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell
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The Onion Staff
Yesterday's bagel, baked twice. Familiar and a bit tough.
Summary
The Justice Department released what appear to be deepfake nude images of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, claiming they are '100% authentic' and alleging Powell lied about sexual encounters. Attorney General Pam Bondi called Powell a 'total slut' and promised more explicit images would be released, framing the action as transparency rather than retaliation.
Key quotes
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Asserting that the images were '100% authentic,' the Justice Department released Monday what appeared to be deepfake nudes of Federal Reserve chair Jerome Powell
This isn't about retaliation; it's about transparency
These images clearly prove he is a liar
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