Jeff Bezos' Wedding Guests Provided Monogrammed Bottles for Urination
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The Onion Staff
Leave it on the tray for the seagulls.
Summary
Guests at Jeff Bezos' wedding were given monogrammed plastic bottles to urinate in during the ceremony as they were prohibited from leaving the room.
Key quotes
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wedding planner Lucia Contarini said as she showed off a makeshift urine receptacle emblazoned with the initials
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