IT Support Specialist Prepares for Tech Challenge with Soldier-like Resolve
By
The Onion Staff
Sat out too long. The crust has gone leathery.
Summary
An IT support specialist, Jeff Miller, approaches a tech issue with the determination and focus of a soldier ready for battle, slipping on carpal tunnel braces before troubleshooting.
Key quotes
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"...slipping on the braces with the stone-cold, unfeeling disposition of a grizzled veteran,"
"...his furrowed brow suggesting he was prepared to make any sacrifice in his attempt to troubleshoot."
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