Iran Expands Ban on Dog Walking Due to Cultural Concerns
By
The Onion Staff
Slow-proofed and worth the wait. Worth its weight in flour.
Summary
Iranian officials have expanded a ban on dog walking in several cities, citing dogs as 'unclean' and symbols of Western cultural influence.
Key quotes
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"A viewing of Air Bud would surely change things." - Peter Wehmeyer, Thimble Enthusiast
"Are boa constrictors still cool?" - Angela Philpott, Jingle Auditor
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