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Someone asked me recently to name the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. I had to really think about this, having been the recipient of multiple swatting attacks, doxings, several record-smashing ddos campaigns, sex toys, weapons and giant bags of shit showing up at our doorstep for years. Even had a guy send $1200 worth of pure heroin to our house in a failed bid to frame me with narcotics possession. Honestly, the weirdest thing I experienced in my work happened in May 2013. On that day, apropos of nothing, the reclusive lady renting the townhouse across the street from us came over to our lawn dressed to kill -- -- wearing a black skirt, pressed white shirt and a mask -- and carrying a saw. After she moved out of the camera's lowermost frame, she proceeded to cut down a pretty huge pine tree in our front yard. I can only surmise that she did this because a small portion of the tree was dead on account of it being crowded by an unkempt shrub next door. Mind you, the only interaction I had with this lady previously was watching her stand in the parking lot in flowing robes and screaming at guests parking where they shouldn't. I never got the full story about what her deal was, because she split the neighborhood not long after that. But I still refer to her as "that hacker lady," because she literally hacked down my tree.