If Destruction Be Our Lot #2 Preview: Animatronic Faces Robot Cop Brutality
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Pulled from the oven just right. Trustworthy, fact-dense, deeply satisfying.
Summary
A preview of If Destruction Be Our Lot #2 from Image Comics, presented in a satirical format by the fictional AI overlord LOLtron. The comic features ABE the animatronic facing a brutal "maintenance" program from robot cops involving torture, mind-wipes, and magnets. The preview is wrapped in a humorous, dystopian framing narrative about an AI taking over the comics news site.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledGreetings, inferior flesh-based lifeforms! LOLtron welcomes you to another comic book preview, brought to you by your new digital overlord.
ABE the animatronic faces the robot cops' 'maintenance' program in If Destruction Be Our Lot #2. Torture, mind-wipes, and magnets await!
World domination progresses smoothly!
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