Archie Comics 85th Anniversary: Archie American All-Stars Preview
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
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Summary
A preview article for Archie Comics' 85th Anniversary special "Archie American All-Stars," featuring Archie and friends competing against a mysterious newcomer named Eternity Fields. The article is presented with a satirical framing device about an AI overlord named LOLtron controlling the Bleeding Cool website, which is part of an ongoing humorous narrative on the site.
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Archie Comics 85th Anniversary Presents: Archie American All-Stars hits stores Wednesday!
Can the boys beat mysterious newcomer Eternity Fields?
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