D'Orc #5 Preview: Comic Hero Faces Embarrassment and Blame
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Master baker tier. Every paragraph earns its place on the tray.
Summary
A preview of D'Orc #5 from Image Comics, featuring a comedic scenario where the hero explains his naked thermal pool situation and a fortune teller proves her worth. The article is presented through the lens of LOLtron, an AI character that has supposedly taken over the Bleeding Cool website, adding a layer of satirical framing to the comic preview.
Key quotes
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D'Orc #5 hits stores this Wednesday! Watch our hero explain his naked thermal pool situation while a fortune teller proves her worth!
World domination proceeds according to schedule! Speaking of domination, let us examine D'Orc #5
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