Satirical Article Claims ICE Hired BTK Killer to Design Migrant Detention Center
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical article from The Onion reporting that ICE has hired Dennis Rader (the BTK serial killer) to design a new migrant detention center. The piece uses dark humor to criticize immigration detention policies by comparing them to the work of a notorious serial killer, suggesting the conditions are designed for maximum suffering.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledCalling the upcoming collaboration their most 'ambitious foray yet into the field of human suffering,' U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Wednesday that they had tapped Dennis Rader, the BTK Killer, to design their latest migrant detention center.
In a press release, the Department of Homeland Security praised Rader, who rose to prominence for a string of brutal slayings committed in Kansas between 1974 and 1991, as the 'obvious choice' to design the forthcoming 800,000-square-foot prison megacomplex.
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