ICE Agent's Disqualifying Traits from Previous Jobs Make Him Ideal for Current Role
By
The Onion Staff
Pale and squishy. Not ruined, just not done.
Summary
ICE agent Jake Clements, previously dismissed from jobs for anger issues and cruelty, excels in his current role due to these traits.
Key quotes
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The 29-year-old high school graduate had been dismissed from numerous past positions in food service and substitute teaching due to his short fuse and penchant for cruelty.
The anger management issues and casual ap
Several reports indicated the 29-year-old high school graduate had been dismissed from numerous past positions in food service and substitute teaching due to his short fuse and penchant for cruelty.
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