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ICE Agent Injured After Mistaking Mural Figures for Real People

By

The Onion Staff

2mo ago· 2 min readen

Summary

An ICE agent was reportedly injured after repeatedly attempting to detain people depicted in a neighborhood mural, mistaking the painted figures for real individuals. The agent radioed for backup against what he perceived as a hostile crowd, fracturing his hand when he punched at a painted Hispanic child's face.

Key quotes

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I've got a couple dozen hostile and extremely large individuals impeding an officer—I need as many agents as you can send me, now!
Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd
the agent went on to order the colorful tableau of
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MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated attempts to detain the people in a neighborhood mural. “I’v

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