Humorous Profile of Tyler, The Creator and His New Album
By
The Onion Staff
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Summary
The article humorously profiles Tyler, The Creator, highlighting quirky details about his life and career, such as his birthplace being a Vans store and his unique vocal signature. It also mentions the release of his ninth studio album, 'Don’t Tap The Glass.'
Key quotes
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Genre: Guy-who-has-a-pet-tarantula rap
Vocal Signature: Can make the sound a cat makes before throwing up
Biggest Rap Beef: Internalized homophobia
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