Hulk Hogan's Deceased Body Reportedly Attacks Mortician
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10mo ago· 2 min readenNews
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Summary
Hulk Hogan's deceased body reportedly convulsed and attacked a mortician, lifting and body slamming them, according to a funeral home director. The incident occurred shortly after Hogan's death at age 71.
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· 2 pulledAt approximately 1:34 p.m., Hulk Hogan’s deceased corpse underwent spontaneous convulsions, at which point the cadaver bolted upright, ripped off its body bag, and started pummeling the mortician.
Hulk Hogan’s body also emitted one final 'Brother' be
CLEARWATER, FL—After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hogan’s spasming cadaver reportedly lifted a mortician high above its head Monday and body slammed the professional. “At approximately 1:34 p.m., Hulk Hogan’s d
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