Horoscope for Cancer Individuals with Galaxy Credit Offer
By
The Onion Staff
Warm and crisp on the edges. A bagel with a bit of bite.
Summary
The article is a horoscope for Cancer individuals, suggesting that while the stars cannot guarantee a turnaround, they offer credit on returned horoscopes within 30 days.
Key quotes
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