Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem Raises Concerns About Sen. Padilla's Unspoken Opinion
By
The Onion Staff
Looks the part, but the middle's still raw. Chew with caution.
Summary
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem expressed fear for her life during a confrontation with Sen. Alex Padilla, believing he had a more dangerous opinion that he didn't vocalize.
Key quotes
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I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud
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