HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Dismisses National Urine Policy Director
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Summary
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. fired the nation's 'piss czar' Travis Spragg, citing concerns about trustworthiness in providing Americans with sound guidance on urine-related matters. The dismissal represents a significant shake-up within the department and has generated controversy given Spragg's bipartisan respect for his work on urine-related affairs.
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· 3 pulledHealth and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that he had fired the nation's sitting piss czar.
Kennedy explained that he had decided to dismiss piss czar Travis Spragg over concerns that the Biden appointee 'could not be trusted' to offer Americans sound piss guidance.
Despite Spragg's stature as a top HHS official whose work on piss-related affairs has garnered respect from both parties, the secretary insisted...
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