Gunman Orders Buffalo Chicken Pizza for Hostages During Bank Robbery
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
During an armed bank robbery in Chattanooga, an unidentified gunman ordered Buffalo chicken pizza for hostages amidst a tense standoff with SWAT teams.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledan unidentified gunman allegedly took a huge swing during a tense standoff Monday when he ordered his hostages Buffalo chicken pizza.
The suspect, who is armed with an AR-15 and a handgun, reportedly opted to skip over classic crowd-pleaser toppings and take a gamble.
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