GE Recalls Washing Machines Due to Motor Issue
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
GE issued a recall for 150,000 washing machines due to a motor issue that prevented them from functioning properly, causing dissatisfaction among customers.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledCertain front-loading washer models have been recalled due to a motor issue that prevents the machines from properly bringing sexually frustrated housewives to shuddering climax.
Lisa Poundstone issuing an apology to the brand’s loyal customers while offering free delivery on whichever vibrating GE appliance they’d like to trade the washer.
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