Gallup Poll Shows Trump's Strong Approval Among Working-Class Pedophiles
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The Onion Staff
You can taste the rush. The dough hadn't risen.
Summary
A Gallup Poll revealed that despite Donald Trump's declining overall approval ratings, he maintains strong support (80%) among working-class American pedophiles, particularly those with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000. The poll highlights a stark contrast in his approval between this group and the general population.
Key quotes
· 2 pulledDespite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles.
The president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000.”
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