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Satirical Article Depicts Bruce Springsteen Agreeing to Headline Freedom 250 Concert for Financial Gain

By

The Onion Staff

7d ago· 2 min readen

Summary

A satirical article from The Onion depicting Bruce Springsteen cynically agreeing to headline the controversial Freedom 250 concert series, acknowledging he's doing it for the money and will later claim he was misled by organizers to appease fans.

Key quotes

· 3 pulled
Fuck it, a gig's a gig
I may get some flack from the fans, but I can always win them back by expressing regret later on, some BS about being misled by the show's organizers
I simply couldn't say no to an all-expenses-paid trip that would get me the hell out of New Jersey for a night
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COLTS NECK, NJ—Declaring that he wasn’t about to turn down a fat check for shitting out some hits, rock icon Bruce Springsteen said, “Fuck it, a gig’s a gig,” Monday as he agreed to headline the controversial Freedom 250 concert series on the National Mal

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